Monday, May 10, 2004

Bring It On

I can't wait for Kerry to win. Can't wait, can't wait, can't wait. Because I can't wait to invite a large number of people to shut their pie-holes and climb out of the peanut gallery and explain why they support his solutions and why his policies are working. People who are so glib and delighted about everything that goes wrong, without committing themselves to having a clue how to do it right. They'll also have to grin and pretend they have a clue about Iraq, unless they really want to have a clue, which would require both reading and thinking, so don't hold your breath.

You might be my co-worker if ...

Three thousand of your fellow citizens are slaughtered in cold blood, incinerated at their desks, forced to jump from awful heights, or wallowing in their own blood on the floors of airliners and your solution is "Condemn foreign aid to Israel and rent another Michael Moore video."